Born: LosAngeles , California Education: PhD in Religious studies from Baylor University and a Masters in child psychology from the University of Utah Why did you become a Reverend?: So I could claim impunity from sin. Since childhood I realized that I had a hard time not fraternizing with women (Italian & Orientals were the hardest). Now that I am a Reverend, and having sufficient resources to take advantage of this (Impunity), I do. Yet in my heart, I pray for the women I have "loved" for they have committed grievous sins, and their fate is sure to be fire and brimstone. Additionally, I wanted to save the souls, of those whom were lost! Now let me quote Solomon, one of the Bibles greats, Solomon 7:3 Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins. 7:8 I said, I will go up to the palm tree I will take hold of the boughs thereof, now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine... Is life as a Reverend easy? No. For me its tough, unlike the Pope or other leaders, I am not so old, and though some people would consider "good looks" a bleesing, it seems to make it a bit difficult to teach young christian women, whom look upon you as a sexy parcel of masculinity. And yet I go on, as the good Samaritan of the Bible, saving souls, and having a few cold ones along the road to eternal bliss & salvation. What should be done to Afgahnistan?: The Lord said in Genesis 19:24, Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven; 25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground. This is what the Lord wants, fire and brimstone to fall from the heavens, such as smart bombs, as well as carpet bombs, so the Musslims may be reduced to dust, and the Lord may be exalted, and may look upon his christians, and their satellite systems, and see them once again, enjoying a brew, and babes on the world wide web, and be pleased. I say "Bomb, bomb on Ramadan" "Time to punk the Talitubies" "Anit no beach party in Vietnam, but the Lord likes napalm" |
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Born: LosAngeles , California Education: PhD in Religious studies from Baylor University and a Masters in child psychology from the University of Utah Why did you become a Reverend?: So I could claim impunity from sin. Since childhood I realized that I had a hard time not fraternizing with women (Italian & Orientals were the hardest). Now that I am a Reverend, and having sufficient resources to take advantage of this (Impunity), I do. Yet in my heart, I pray for the women I have "loved" for they have committed grievous sins, and their fate is sure to be fire and brimstone. Additionally, I wanted to save the souls, of those whom were lost! Now let me quote Solomon, one of the Bibles greats, Solomon 7:3 Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins. 7:8 I said, I will go up to the palm tree I will take hold of the boughs thereof, now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine... Is life as a Reverend easy? No. For me its tough, unlike the Pope or other leaders, I am not so old, and though some people would consider "good looks" a bleesing, it seems to make it a bit difficult to teach young christian women, whom look upon you as a sexy parcel of masculinity. And yet I go on, as the good Samaritan of the Bible, saving souls, and having a few cold ones along the road to eternal bliss & salvation. What should be done to Afgahnistan?: The Lord said in Genesis 19:24, Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven; 25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground. This is what the Lord wants, fire and brimstone to fall from the heavens, such as smart bombs, as well as carpet bombs, so the Musslims may be reduced to dust, and the Lord may be exalted, and may look upon his christians, and their satellite systems, and see them once again, enjoying a brew, and babes on the world wide web, and be pleased. I say "Bomb, bomb on Ramadan" "Time to punk the Talitubies" "Anit no beach party in Vietnam, but the Lord likes napalm" |